Monday, April 30, 2007

Needy

Okay, I wasn't going to post today for lack of any thing interesting to say. So instead I stole this Meme from Jenn at The Felt Mouse. :) Still may not be that interesting but it sure cracked me up on a lousy Monday.

Go to Google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Rebecca needs.” Find the first 10 "logical" sentences that come up and make your comments after. Here’s what I got:

Rebecca needs enlightenment! (oh yes, don't we all?)

Rebecca needs just one good, meaty, dramatic role, and the chances of her skyrocketing into fame will increase tenfold (oh yes, I'm ready for my close up!)

Rebecca needs to vent. (always, about everything that bugs me. EVERYTHING)

Rebecca needs to go back to the drawing board. (very sage advice, perhaps I've missed my calling as a contestant on the now defunct Win, Lose or Draw.)

Rebecca needs to have a serious think about her job. (I really do as it's rather boring me to death these days.)

Rebecca needs a French or Spanish companion (well Luis is a Spanish companion so I must be in need of a French one . . . oh Henri? Pierre? veuillez venir ici . . .)

Rebecca needs your help to win Miss Student 2006! (yes! please please vote for me! The thing I want most in life? World Peace, of course! Pick me! Pick me!)

Rebecca needs to become involved with someone who feels the same way about her and not waste time with trying to be Jackie's rebound girl. (Yes Jackie, stop trying to hang around me OKAY?)

Rebecca needs to get cut. She is a horrible singer, she doesn't even breathe correctly. (Oh yeah? You just wait until I'm Miss Student 2006 and we'll see who's laughing then, won't we SIMON?)

Rebecca needs to be encouraged to think and read between the lines. (Please, someone encourage me to think. I so hate doing it . . . maybe once I get enlightened . . .)

Please join in, I promise it's at least a solid 15 minutes of fun. And by the way, I tried "Becky needs" and the first thing that comes up with rather scary . . . yikes. A cactus??

Tomorrow, a bird in a nest, paper packs and more ramblings about whatever comes to mind.

cheers
Rebecca

6 comments:

An Odd Duck said...

hahaha, i've done this before. Maybe I will tonight. Don't worry we will have a great time out this weekend. Hopefully, the weather will hold. Can't wait.

Miz Smoochie Lips said...

Who is Jackie and does she read your blog? LOL!! I want the whole gossip.

Jenn Maruska said...

Hahaha! That Jackie... so clingy!

: )

Lucy said...

LOL--just wait until you get your crown as Student of 2006!! You show em girl!! This is a lot of fun, and very enlightening. It's almost like shaking a virtual magic 8 ball!!

Thanks for the laughs!

Natasha said...

I just saw this somewhere and it is so funny:::Thanks for the giggle.

Bee said...

Ha, too funny. I had a go as well. Apparently I need a bigger proboscis

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